Lift Grift is a simple stickman cartoon sharing the ups and downs of Grift the lift repairman. Free helpings of elevator humour are mixed with Grift's melancholy daily grind. Grift works Monday to Friday. In the weekend he relaxes by watching his favourite TV dramas and movies. Like, visit or subscribe to receive his daily offerings. Grift's blog is liftgrift.blogspot.co.nz on Facebook he is www.facebook.com/LiftGrift or look for Grift@LiftGrift on Twitter
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Karma Chameleon
The accumulated balance of your good or bad elevator etiquette. You can build elevator karma by sending the car back to the busiest floor when you're last to exit, the idea being that the elevator will be there for you next time you're in a hurry. Pressing all the buttons at once before getting out is detrimental to your elevator karma, and a dick move to boot. Tagging the cars, spilling beers, or farting in a crowded elevator will also lower your elevator karma.
I thought I was gonna miss the bus for sure, but the elevator was already at the twelfth floor and didn't stop at all on the way down. Must be my elevator karma paying off!
Jesus dude, why'd you have to rip ass in that crowded elevator? Those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.
Jesus dude, why'd you have to rip ass in that crowded elevator? Those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.
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