Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Is a bird? Is it a plane? No it is my hero...


You may remember Grift was stuck in a lift with a sexy model. 

Things were going no where until ...














Saturday, 4 June 2016

PSY's NEW Gangnam Style (elevator special sexy movement)






Karma Chameleon


The accumulated balance of your good or bad elevator etiquette. You can build elevator karma by sending the car back to the busiest floor when you're last to exit, the idea being that the elevator will be there for you next time you're in a hurry. Pressing all the buttons at once before getting out is detrimental to your elevator karma, and a dick move to boot. Tagging the cars, spilling beers, or farting in a crowded elevator will also lower your elevator karma.
I thought I was gonna miss the bus for sure, but the elevator was already at the twelfth floor and didn't stop at all on the way down. Must be my elevator karma paying off!

Jesus dude, why'd you have to rip ass in that crowded elevator? Those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.